FULL NAME: Christopher Thomas Reilly
PREFERRED NICKNAME: C-Rei Dolla-Dolla McGruff
GENDER: Fella
DATE OF BIRTH: Sept. 5 '84
ROLE IN BAND: Bass playing, bass fishing, base jumping
TOP 5 FAVORITE ALBUMS: "Countdown to Ecstacy," "Abbey Road," "Pocket Full of Kryptonite," "Resident Alien," "Twelve Inches of Snow"
TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES: "Young Frankenstein," "Raiders of the Lost Ark," "Ghostbusters," "The Shawshank Redemption," "Life is Beautiful"
TOP 5 FAVORITE GUITAR SOLOS: "Sweet Child O' Mine," "Kid Charlemagne," "Bulls On Parade," "Jimmy Olsen's Blues," "My Old School "
TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Scary Spice, Baby Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Jack Nicklaus
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Tab Clear
FAVORITE ACCENT: Alabaman Recovering Tonsillectomy Patient
FAVORITE CONDIMENT: Virgin sheep's blood
FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: Jimmy Choo's (also my favorite racial slur)
FAVORITE IMPRESSIONIST ARTIST: Kevin Pollak
FAVORITE BIBLICAL FIGURE: Charlton Heston
FAVORITE CAST MEMBER FROM ANY SEASON OF MTV'S "THE REAL WORLD": Syrus, Boston
FAVORITE NORSE GOD: Frigga, bride of Odin, Mother of All, and Proctectoress of Childfolk
FAVORITE EAGLES SONG: "James Dean"
FAVORITE PART OF TOM WEAVER: Eleventh toe
FAVORITE CIGARETTES: Chief Grey Cloud's Smoke-um-Up Siouxper Siouxeet Sioux Rolled Tobacco Slims
LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: Star Trek: TNG Seasons 5-6
LEAST FAVORITE ODOR: Fear
LEAST FAVORITE WTF SONG: "Honor's English"
LEAST FAVORITE WTF MEMBER: Self
FAVORITE LINE FROM "THE BIRDCAGE": "I just never realized that John Wayne walked that way."
FAVORITE SEXUAL MANEUVER: The "Shout-Out "
FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE: "Praise"
ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: I am by far the most honest member of the band. If you don't believe me, then just watch this. Ahem...I, Christopher Reilly, have the strength of ten men and the nipples of one and a half men. There, you see? I'm also the most psychic member of the band. Don't believe that either, huh? Well prepare to be proven wrong yet again. Ahem...you're pregnant. Behold! The powers of Reilly know no bounds. Well, there is that one boundary, but that doesn't really count. The point is that I secretly control the band's every action. You still don't believe me? Okay, fair enough. Just sit back and relax. Uh, huh. Give it a second. Alirght, now turn on the news. That's right, Wes just killed French Stewart with a tire iron. Who do you think gave him the idea and the iron? That's right, it was me.