Duncan H. L. Pelletier

	FULL NAME: Duncan Huey Lewis Pelletier III PREFERRED NICKNAME: D$, Dunc, Duncs, Duncman, Dunkington, Duncstroyer GENDER: Mail DATE OF BIRTH: 11/05/84 ROLE IN BAND: "The Ugly One", singing, guitaring, keyboarding, harmonica, wearing glasses, wearing sweaters, most likely to swear, most likely to create awkwardness onstage, least likely to forget lyrics TOP 5 FAVORITE ALBUMS: Prince "Dirty Mind", Steely Dan "The Royal Scam", Neutral Milk Hotel "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea", Keith Jarrett "The Koln Concert", Phish "Story of the Ghost" TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES: The 'Burbs, Three Kings, Wet Hot American Summer, Point Break, Rushmore TOP 5 FAVORITE GUITAR SOLOS: The Eagles' "One Of These Nights", Bob Marley's "Waiting in Vain", Jefferson Starship's "Jane", Phish's "Billy Breathes", Gil Scott-Heron's "Gun" TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Connelly, Heather Graham, Johnny Depp FAVORITE BEVERAGE: H2O FAVORITE ACCENT: Canadian FAVORITE CONDIMENT: Ketchup FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: Puma FAVORITE IMPRESSIONIST ARTIST: Sisley (Monet can fuck himself) FAVORITE BIBLICAL FIGURE: Jesus Christ FAVORITE CAST MEMBER FROM ANY SEASON OF MTV'S "THE REAL WORLD": Dominic from the Second Season with the spiky hair… much love to Tech$, though FAVORITE NORSE GOD: Heimdall, guardian of the rainbow bridge to Asgard FAVORITE EAGLES SONG: "Take it to the Limit" FAVORITE PART OF TOM WEAVER: his wryness FAVORITE CIGARETTES: Light American Spirits LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: Friends LEAST FAVORITE ODOR: open asshole on a hot day LEAST FAVORITE WTF SONG: "All I Ever Needed Was a Hug" LEAST FAVORITE WTF MEMBER: Wes FAVORITE LINE FROM "THE BIRDCAGE": "Yes, Agador, I'm afraid of your 'heat.'" FAVORITE SEXUAL MANEUVER: "The Houdini" FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE: "I'm gonna dip my BALLS in it!" ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: I have the largest penis of the band (yes, we have measured). That evens out though, because I have the ugliest face (we have measured that too), and the most obnoxious/assholey personality. I'm usually the second most made-fun-of member within the band, after Wes. God also loves me the most. I'd rather be masturbating (than doing anything). I love driving and drinking water. I hate the use of metaphor unless it's real clever. I use Old Spice "Pure Sport" deodorant. Vince Guaraldi is my favorite pianist. I love funk, and dancing. I'm definitely the "porn aficionado" of the band. I once stuck an Altoid in my butthole.

FULL NAME: Duncan Huey Lewis Pelletier III
PREFERRED NICKNAME: D$, Dunc, Duncs, Duncman, Dunkington, Duncstroyer
GENDER: Mail
DATE OF BIRTH: 11/05/84
ROLE IN BAND: "The Ugly One", singing, guitaring, keyboarding, harmonica, wearing glasses, wearing sweaters, most likely to swear, most likely to create awkwardness onstage, least likely to forget lyrics
TOP 5 FAVORITE ALBUMS: Prince "Dirty Mind", Steely Dan "The Royal Scam", Neutral Milk Hotel "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea", Keith Jarrett "The Koln Concert", Phish "Story of the Ghost"
TOP 5 FAVORITE MOVIES: The 'Burbs, Three Kings, Wet Hot American Summer, Point Break, Rushmore
TOP 5 FAVORITE GUITAR SOLOS: The Eagles' "One Of These Nights", Bob Marley's "Waiting in Vain", Jefferson Starship's "Jane", Phish's "Billy Breathes", Gil Scott-Heron's "Gun"
TOP 5 CELEBRITY CRUSHES: Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Jennifer Connelly, Heather Graham, Johnny Depp
FAVORITE BEVERAGE: H2O
FAVORITE ACCENT: Canadian
FAVORITE CONDIMENT: Ketchup
FAVORITE SHOE BRAND: Puma
FAVORITE IMPRESSIONIST ARTIST: Sisley (Monet can fuck himself)
FAVORITE BIBLICAL FIGURE: Jesus Christ
FAVORITE CAST MEMBER FROM ANY SEASON OF MTV'S "THE REAL WORLD": Dominic from the Second Season with the spiky hair… much love to Tech$, though
FAVORITE NORSE GOD: Heimdall, guardian of the rainbow bridge to Asgard
FAVORITE EAGLES SONG: "Take it to the Limit"
FAVORITE PART OF TOM WEAVER: his wryness
FAVORITE CIGARETTES: Light American Spirits
LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW: Friends
LEAST FAVORITE ODOR: open asshole on a hot day
LEAST FAVORITE WTF SONG: "All I Ever Needed Was a Hug"
LEAST FAVORITE WTF MEMBER: Wes
FAVORITE LINE FROM "THE BIRDCAGE": "Yes, Agador, I'm afraid of your 'heat.'"
FAVORITE SEXUAL MANEUVER: "The Houdini"
FAVORITE CATCH PHRASE: "I'm gonna dip my BALLS in it!"
ADDITIONAL COMMENTS: I have the largest penis of the band (yes, we have measured). That evens out though, because I have the ugliest face (we have measured that too), and the most obnoxious/assholey personality. I'm usually the second most made-fun-of member within the band, after Wes. God also loves me the most. I'd rather be masturbating (than doing anything). I love driving and drinking water. I hate the use of metaphor unless it's real clever. I use Old Spice "Pure Sport" deodorant. Vince Guaraldi is my favorite pianist. I love funk, and dancing. I'm definitely the "porn aficionado" of the band. I once stuck an Altoid in my butthole.